For those of you hoping to lose roughly 10 pounds by the holidays might I suggest wrapping 90 percent of your body in mattress pad foam, cover it all up with a sweatshirt, scrubs, and some homemade accessories, hit up the nearest halloween party, and spend... oh I don't know... 20-30 minutes on the dance floor?
Here's to the the best $70 and 10 hours I've ever spent making anything...

Until next year...