Nov 4, 2009

Goodbye Neighbor

A couple weeks ago our friend Andy was walking up to our front door and heard what sounded like "heavy coughing" coming from the neigbors backyard. When he walked over to investigate the entire area reeked of "the greenery." When he came inside, he and Nick looked out the window and noticed out neighbor hanging out on the side of the house smoking a bong. Soon, we noticed the "coughing" noise on a regular basis, sometimes twice a day. One day, I finally got him on camera. Unfortunately, he foreclosed on his house yesterday so we won't get to enjoy moments like these anymore. I guess the greenery was more important than his mortgage. ha ha.

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Oct 19, 2009

"Remember When" A reminisceful (new word) picture book

My mind has been trailing back to "the past" on quite a regular basis lately. A coule nights ago I found myself looking at old pictures and reminiscing about some funny times and great memories. So as the title states, this is a "reminisceful" picture book of the fun times over the last 4 years. Enjoy the "somewhere around" 135 pictures....

REMEMBER WHEN (RW) ....

There were purple sunsets at the cabin....


RW I believed I could fly....

RW we were the Beastie Boys and Flava Flav for Halloween....

RW I busted my eye open playing basketball and the doctor insisted on shaving my entire eyebrow off to put the stitches in....

....Which created some photo gems like this "unibrow" shot from the cabin....
RW we won the pumpkin carving contest with "Beavis." (There is a good chance this contest was rigged but lets be honest, we would've won "most creative" either way)....

RW all we did was sit in the apartment, eat cold cereal, and watch ESPN....

RW I would walk out the front door to go to class, see this, and GO BACK TO BED....

RW Selena had that New Years Eve Party at her house and Devin asked what I'd do if I had a million dollars....

.... And I said 2 chicks at the same time.... HA HA HA HA! Calm down Selena and Allison!

RW Nick came to the party and he was totally baked....

RW I went to Rocky Point with the Dawson family and Bro. Dawson was second guessing his meal selection....

.... Me, Devin, and Daniel gave a street performance for the camera....

.... Devin wore those amazing goggles -- excuse me, those amazing glasses....

.... And we bought fireworks from a guy who knew 3 words in english.... "Dynamite" and "Ten Dollars".... Oh and Devin posed with a Cuban in his mouth!

RW we took that road trip to crown king...

.... Found some local hoes (ha ha ha ha)....

.... Saw the funniest cactus in existence....

.... And made a pit stop in the town of "Cleotora" long enough to take this amazing picture before the owner of this home came out in nothing but his whitey-tighteys and a 12-gauge. Only kidding....

RW we went to Disneyland....

.... Marcus was ridin' dirty....

.... Ryland got his first "Ear Hat"....

.... Colton peed his pants because he didn't wanna miss the parade to go to the bathroom....

.... And I rode Splash Mountain solo!

RW I accidentally pulled the trigger on the paint sprayer....

RW I took Kelly to Warm Slough and got stuck in mud that smelled like rotten eggs....
.... And how despite the horendous smelling mud, she voluntarily gave it her best to help push me out!
RW I was Stay Puft the Marshmallow Man for Halloween....



RW the leaves would change colors every year near the Teton Mountain Range....

RW we celebrated New Years Eve at 7pm with my nephews....


RW we discovered "Sobe Bombs"....

RW we nailed 2 pallets and an old restaurant door to the bottom of a couch, hooked a tow strap from the couch to Brendan's truck, and "re-invented" couch surfing....


RW we camped at the hot springs and Deez Nuts made that rock wall around the fire pit....

.... And Greg Boam won the best dressed award!

RW we went camping a few weeks later and I told Devin his truck would "easily make it through that snow"....

.... And we spent 2 hours the next morning digging in the snow to free it up!

RW I went to Seattle....

.... And I snapped this sweet picture of a Komodo Dragon at the Seattle Zoo!

RW we didn't catch a dang thing and It was still fun....
RW we went to Yellowstone....

.... And Whitney ate a buffalo!
RW Russ and Selena got married in the middle of June and it was 110!

And Clint missed the "dont' smile" memo during picture time.

RW we "mooned the moon" at 4am and laughed about it for like an hour and nobody could understand what was so funny about it....

RW James stuck a LIVE baby chick in his mouth....

RW Nick Sorensen took these epic photos of me jumping off the diving board at his house....





RW that jumping cactus attacked my leg....

RW Clints house flooded! SO RUGGED....



RW those 3 Mexicans drove 5 hours from San Diego and bought my truck with $4,000 in 20's and 3 100's....

RW I grew my beard out....

RW dad let me paint the house before I left for School....

.... And while I was painting I fell down in the window well and shattered the window!

RW we took that road trip to Utah....

.... And watched BYU whoop up on Wyoming.

RW I took a photography class and we took a road trip to Bannack, Montana and I came home with a few good pics....

.... Including a timered self-portrait. ha ha....



RW we went snow camping....



RW Tommy and Shane made a stripper pole out of pop cans....

RW I learned that having a good vertical leap came in handy when hitting a volleyball....
RW dad dressed up as Santa and Lola wasn't quite sure what to think....

.... But she eventually warmed up to the idea....


Remember when we went to the hot springs in February....

.... And it wasn't exactly "hot" when we got OUT!

RW I cooked pancakes the next morning....

.... But because I forgot the butter and syrup, and nobody liked jam I was able enjoy them all to myself!
RW the mexicans came the night before loose trash pick up and somehow managed to fit the 6 red chairs in front of our house onto the top of their truck....

RW I sat in Row 1 at the Suns Game....

.... Wearing this....

.... which drew the attention of these 2 young ladies....

.... And these 2 cougars....

.... And RW I was the only one in the first 20 rows cheering and some ESPN photographer caught me in the background!

RW I drove 10 hours to Salt Lake City to watch the Suns take on the Jazz, only to see the Suns come back from 22 down in the 3rd quarter, tie the game, and then lose in over time....



RW I went to Georgia and stayed across the street from Centennial Olympic Park....

.... Went to the Coke Museum....

.... The Georgia Aquarium....

.... Found Nemo....

.... And attempted to throw up some gang signs with a few total strangers!

RW I went to Tennessee and watched a minor league baseball game....

.... Hung out with the Meredith kids....



.... Their amazing parents....



.... And got a first hand visual of the Murfreesboro tornado aftermath!


RW I went to South Carolina and hung out with the Andersons....


.... Hit up the lake....


.... Went horseback riding for just the second time in my life....


.... And got this sweet candid shot of Whitney....

RW I finally moved out of my parents house and into a rental....

.... With a sweet backyard....

.... and an even sweeter "locker room" that I gladly chose as my room!

RW we worked tirelessly to turn a Jack in the Box that had been vacant for 3 years....


.... Into a Laundry Mat!

RW Uncle Steve and Grandpa both passed away within a couple months of each other! I will miss these 2 men dearly!

RW I should have had my own "Dirty Jobs" episode....

Remember HOW... In my incredibly biased opinion, I have the CUTEST nieces, COOLEST nephews and the most AMAZING family and friends I could ever ask for! I really do live a great life!

Remember when you read the most ridiculously lond blog entry and you thought to yourself, well there's 20 minutes of my life that I'll never get back. HA HA HA!

Oct 13, 2009

What's that noise?

The other day at work I was driving to the dump and I see this Ford Expedition in front of me towing a trailor. My guess is it was not recomended to be towed at over 55. We were doing about 65. I started to notice it was swaying back and forth. How in the world they did not hear their trailor skipping back and forth and pull over to do something about it is beyond me! I had to get video of these retards! Pay close attention at the end... the trailor really starts to go crazy!

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Aug 23, 2009

Funerals, Family, and the 4th of July...Ya, I'm a Little Behind

Since my last post the 2 men you see in the picture below have passed away. My Uncle Steven R. Sorensen (left) died on May 29, 2009 after a long and painful fight with Pulmonary Fibrosis. My Grandpa Bert R. Sorensen (Right) died of a heart attack on August 12, 2009. Nothing I could say would do justice to the lives these 2 men lived but I want to say a few words about them anyways, and then post their obituaries.


These 2 INCREDIBLE men spent their earthly lives actively redefineing the word, "unselfish." Neither of them sought after or enjoyed the limelight, though both deserved more of it than they ever received. Their hearts overflowed with love towards others. Not just any kind of love, but the pure love of Christ.
It is hard to describe my Grandpa Sorensen's life in so few words. He was never too poor to help the hungry, and never too proud to help the needy. He worked hard all of his life! Whether it was 15 hour days on the ranch, or 15 hour days delviering milk and food to the poor and needy, (of which he himself was often a part of) he always knew the value of hard work! His age did not slow him down and following his retirement, amongst other selfless acts of service, he continued to play a key role in the "meals on wheels" program in Winslow Arizona. A program that would deliver meals to the less fortunate in the area. That is just one example of the endless ways in which my Grandpa served the Lord by serving his fellow men.
I frequently visited my Uncle Steve at his cabin near Ashton, Idaho. On some visits I would bring friends with me. I can recall multiple occasions where despite the fact that Steve was struggling to breathe, and toting an oxygen tank around everywhere he went, he would go out of his way to make sure my friends and I were comfortable. He would take time to speak with each new friend I brought with me and had a way of making them feel like the most important person in the room. He would tell me stories about church history, fly fishing, and update me on what his kids were doing. Those were his 3 biggest loves in life. His family, church history, and fly fishing.
As previously stated and as illustrated in the picture below, even in his sickened condition, Steve always made time for his children and especially his grandchildren. The superwoman on the left is his widowed wife Mareen. Throughout Steve's illness Mareen was as solid as a rock, continuing to support Steve in every way possible. I could not say enough about the qualities that Mareen possesses so just know that she was and continues to be superwoman!

This is Steve's family.

I will miss my Uncle Steve and my Grandpa Sorensen. But until I am blessed with the opportunity to see them again, my fervant hope and prayer is that I will spend the remainder of my earthly life emulating their legacy of love!!
Here is their obituaries... They will enlighten you a little more on the earthly accomplishments of these 2 amazing men!
Steven Ray Sorensen was born Oct. 18, 1949, in Mesa, AZ, to Bert and Raeola Sorensen. His early years were spent at the P.Z. Ranch near Winkelman, AZ. By age five, his family had located to Phoenix, AZ; and at age 14 to Winslow, AZ, where Steve graduated from Winslow High School in 1967. Steve began college at Northern Arizona University on a music scholarship. He interrupted his education to serve as an LDS missionary in the Kentucky/ Tennessee mission.
After his mission, he continued his education at Ricks College in Rexburg, ID, and later at Brigham Young University in Provo, UT, where he earned a B.S. in history and a M.S. in library science. Steve’s greatest loves were his family, LDS church history and fishing a dry fly.
In 1974, Steve married Mareen Peterson in the LDS temple in Provo. In 1980, he began a distinguished career as an archivist for the church, serving many years as the Director of Church Archives, a stimulating job that took him to many areas of the world. Steve’s significant contributions to the preservation of the church’s history were acknowledged by many, including the Mormon History Association, which awarded him its highest distinction in 2006. At the time of his death, he was an editor of the Joseph Smith Papers.
Steve’s earthly life ended May 29, 2009, at the Stanford University Medical Center in Palo Alto, CA, where he had been a lung-transplant recipient following a long battle with pulmonary fibrosis. He slipped quietly away surrounded by his wife and seven children. Steve is survived by his wife Mareen; seven children, Dane (Cassandra), Kirsten (Jason) Carson, Andrew (Merilee), Ernest (Melanie), Jon, Annikka (Jason) Fluckiger, Curtis (Emily); 11 grandchildren; five siblings Douglas, Susan Bryson, Andrea Rhoton, Gwen Higginson, Jean Zufelt; and his parents. Steve’s family wishes to thank the doctors and nurses at the Stanford University Medical Center, including the Heart and Lung Transplant team, as well as Dr. Tracy Hill in Provo, UT, who worked tirelessly to allow Steve to spend more precious time with his family and loved ones.

Longtime Winslow resident Bert Ray Sorensen, 81, passed away on Wednesday, Aug. 12, 2009, while traveling in Salt Lake City, Utah. Bert was born in Heber City, Utah, on July 31, 1928, to loving parents Ingbert “Bert” and Mary Ellen Ash Sorensen. The seven lucky siblings remained best friends, and Bert is survived by sisters, Joyce Willyerd, Kathryn Ethington, Anne Reber and Renae Chase; and brothers, James Sorensen and Sanford Sorensen.
Growing up in Blackfoot, Idaho, Bert loved camping, fishing and scouting, earning the rank of Eagle Scout, but it was Raeola Johnson who was the love of his life. They married in 1947, and the young couple moved to Arizona.
He managed a dairy on the PZ Ranch near Winkleman and later worked in Phoenix on a wholesale milk route. In 1961, Bert purchased a small wholesale and retail distributorship and moved his family to Winslow. The relentless, hard work and struggles did not diminish the satisfaction he found in owning and running his own business and providing for his family.
Though spare time was precious, Bert managed to carry out many church responsibilities, and was well known in the community for his generosity and service to others. After retiring he and Raeola fulfilled a lifelong dream by serving two missions to the Philippine Islands for the LDS church. In his retirement, he continued to provide volunteer service to AARP, the Winslow Senior Center, Meals on Wheels, the Winslow Historical Society and Old Trails Museum.
He was loved as a husband, father, grandfather, great grandfather, brother, uncle and friend. Survivors include his wife, Raeola, to whom he was married 62 years. He is also survived by children, Susan and Doran Bryson of Austin, Texas, Mareen Sorensen of Provo, Utah, Andrea and Darwin Rhoton of Eagar, Douglas and Dawn Sorensen of Glendale, Gwen and George Higginson of Bermuda, and Jean and Kimm Zufelt of Winslow; 31 grandchildren; 40 great-grandchildren; and numerous nieces and nephews.
He was preceded in death by a son, Steven Sorensen.
NOW.... On a much lighter note than that of family funerals, last month we had a family reunion for my Mom's side of the family up in Park City, Utah. We stayed in some sweet condos, and I thoroughly enjoyed the high 60's-low 70's that graced the mountains after the sun went down. They set a record in Phoenix this year for the most days in July with a LOW of 90 or higher. It was like 12 days. I'm pretty sure the other 18 days rocked highs of 88 or 89. So needless to say anytime I get to go somewhere cooler in the summer, I LOVE IT! I didn't take a lot of pictures at the reunion but here's a few...

Originally I felt like having my face in the following 2 pictures sort of took away from the cuteness of my 2 nieces playing. But the more I look at the pictures I realize you could stick a herd of pregnant possums in a picture with these 2 girls and they'd still look adorable. I'm one lucky Uncle! Please excuse the random thought...It is WAY past my bedtime.

Lola all "thugged out" with my sister-in-law Selena.
Somehow my nephew Ryland mistook the words, "say cheese" for, "fold your arms we're gonna pray." Ryland and his older brother Colton danced as part of the family skit during which my brother in law Marcus pointed out that his outfit kinda looked like something Mr T would wear. Throw in some gold chains and he's good to go.
My nephew Sterling decided to advertise his Christmas list early with a simple smile. Don't worry buddy, they'll grow back! Staying with the Christmas in July theme though, it appears my nephew Ryland had a little too much egg nog. I mean the truth is that Ryland had one too many ice cream sandwiches, but let's be honest... too much egg nog would produce a very similar expression. I PITY THE NOG!
I spent the 4th of July in Taylor, Arizona. A small town that shares it's borders with neighboring Snowflake, Arizona. My roommate Todd is from there and his now empty-nester parents were nice enough to house a large group of us for the weekend.
The 4th of July is HUGE in Taylor. It begins at 4a.m. -- yes I said A.M. -- when a group of people drive around lighting off HUGE ANVILS of gunpowder while a bunch of locals drive up and down the streets on quads and dirt bikes making as much noise as possible. Todd's parents told us to be "ready" for what happens at 4 a.m. but I don't think anything could have prepared me for what actually went down. I woke up at 4 a.m. and I thought it was World War 3. I've never heard something so loud in my life. Keep in mind that last statement is coming from a man who has made a retarted amount of bombs in his day. The bottom line though is they really know how to celebrate in Taylor! As far as how we personally celebrated? Well, if we weren't shooting clay targets, prairie dogs, or jack rabbits, we were enjoying a home cooked meal and some shut-eye back at Todd's house. Here's a few pictures of shooting.
Holding the 44 magnum I quickly named, "Daaaaaaaang" for so many reasons.
Ryan, Pat, and Me.... Getting ready for our 2nd shooting trip of the day. Or was it our 3rd? Losing track of something like this means I was having a great time. Notice Pat getting his text on. Five seconds after this picture was taken Pat more than likely held his phone as high as he could in the air mumbling profanities about Sprint while trying to get enough service to send the text. I'm sure that anyone who has been in the boonies and tirelessly stared at your phone while it searched for service can relate to the frustration and the comedic behavior that it brings out in you. Well, comedic for those around you... who can't stop laughing as you scream with excitement, "Yes! 1 Bar! Come on baby....send baby...SEEEEEND....OH COME ON... SEND YOU FREEKIN PIECE OF -- You get the idea... We've all been there.

Clay target shooting over 5-mile canyon. I'd like to say I didn't win $15 in a clay target competition just minutes after this picture was taken but I'd be lying. Good thing I dropped the 15 bones on a retarted amount of candy for the rodeo that night. Wait, that doesn't sound like me does it?
Mr. Ryan Gardner getting familiar with the .44

Speak up... just holding this gun in my hand makes my ears hurt.

We ended the night at the annual Taylor 4th of July Rodeo but unfortunately I have no pictures of the event.
That concludes this journal entry.